"My love for you is a journey. Starting at forever and ending at never." ~ Anonymous

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Funnies

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: 

Two Prostitutes
$50.00

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
 

'JESUS SAVES'
One of the girls asked the officer,
'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled,
'Their sign pertains to religion.'

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.

He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter - $50 

Bahahahahaha!
Have a great day!

 

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